Welcome Dream Team's latest striking duo, Jessica-Jane Clement and Amy Perfect...
Though we (FHM) admit to having watching it at least 17 times,there's no disguising the fact that Sky One's Dream Team is basically Footballers' Wives filmed on a budget. And just like ITV's WAG series,Dream Team is full of genius plots that make '80s alien drama ALF look like Shakespeare. But look beyond the silly narrative and you'll find an array of hot women in heels and push-up bras. Dare we say it,many of them are so fine they even trump the totty that totter about on Footballers' Wives. Over the last 10 honey-crammed series, the cast of Dream Team foxes has included Kirsty Gallacher, Jordan,Alison King and Rebecca Loos. Now,in the final ever season, we've got two minxes stealing the show.Meet Amy Perfect,who plays spendaholic footballers' wife Katy, and Jessica-Jane Clement who plays a promiscuous cheerleader called Cindi Marshall.
Due to medieval "watershed" you won't see them wearing this little on the telly. In fact, you won't see them frollicking anywhere but in FHM "i've never seen lingerie this small before" says Amy,shimmying into an Agent Provocateur thong. No time for chit-chat,Amy-cuddle Jessica-Jane and maybe we'll talk in a mo'...
Jessica-Jane Clement
You play a cheerleader in the show, Can you do all the moves for real? Yeah, I used to be a professional dance so i can do all the high kicks and bendy stuff. I've got great flexibility- I'd be gutted if i ever lost that.
Have any of the actors ever got wood during one of your cheerleading routines? That's so rude! No they haven't! And my character has just retired from cheerleading,so in all my scenes now I just seem to be eating or walking. It's funny because i'm really clumsy and always end up spilling gravy down my boobs or tripping over. I have to wear some ridiculousy short skirts, so when I tumble I fall into some very compromising positions.
What do you do when you get a break from walking/eating? I drink Stella with my friends.I'm a Yorkshire lass,so I can manage ten pints of Stella and a kebab without being sick or shaming myself.
Impressive.. what's the most drunk you've ever been then? The other night I went out with my best mate Helen,and I had my screwdriver kit on me...
What? Are you our dad? Have you seen my photos? I'm definitely not your dad. You'll be amazed whats in a girl's handbag - most of us have a screwdriver set. Anyway we got so drunk we unscrewed all of the toilet doors in the bathroom - everyone had to pee in public for the rest of the night!
What's your perfect outfit for a wild night like that? I often dress up as a Playboy bunny. It was my life-time ambition to appear in US Playboy and I did it a few years ago...
Do you have copies of your nuddie shot? Yeah,my mums got all my pictures, and my best friend Helens has all my shots on her bedroom wall. They're gorgeous. One day all my girlfriends are going out to the Playboy mansion. We're going to tear it up - hang out in the Jacuzzi, down some Stella and then steal Heff's doors.
Amy Perfect
Is Amy Perfect genuinely your real name? Yes! It is! I hate it when people assume it's a stage name because what kind of cheese-ball would i have to be to call myself Miss Perfect? i'm one of four Perfect sisters,and we're all perfect.
So what part of your body would you say is the most perfect? Oh,tricky question. I can't tell you that i've got a really sexy bum or anything as people will think i'm arrogant. I guess my friends always say i've got a cute nose.
Would you like to be a footballer's wife in real life? Hell,no. That would mean I'd have to marry a footballer and I don't really like football. I'd enjoy all the money, but being with a footballer side of it would do me in. And I'm not really one of those girls who constantly has her nails done and gets hair extensions and stuff.
How did you find getting dolled up for FHM then? Yeah, It was wicked. It was so much more fun than I expected because i was so nervous about wearing lingerie in front of so many people. Once i got it on, I felt sexy and just went for it. And it made things so much easier doing it with Jess- she looked so hot.
What were your favourite undies from the FHM lingerie cupboard? The Agent Provocatuer underwear you had in there was unbelieveable. I wish I got to keep it; my boyfriend would have had a fit!
Do you find women in football shirts look sexy? Yeah. I think women wearing their boyfriend's big baggy kit can look really sexy. My boyfriend's a Man Utd supporter, so I'd have to wear a red kit in bed, not Harchester's!
Finally,what one thing about you would totally shock our readers? I'm petrified of fish. I can't go near them without crying.
Has the whole Steve Irwin murder made things worse? Yes, now fish are officially killing famous people! Don't trust fish!
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