Truth or Bare

Sky Magazine (January 2001)

Rachel Brady (Abi Fletcher, seasons 6-7) and Ed Sanders (Eddie Moliano, seasons 3-4) take part in 'Truth or Bare'. Will they dare to answer the questions, or pay the flesh-revealing forfeit? In this interview they will answer some very personal questions and reveal some of their darkest secrets... or will they strip off instead to avoid the questions?

Rachel: Right, Ed, I'll start. When was the last time you farted and blamed someone else?
Ed: I always take full responsibility. I'm proud of what I produce. Which person who you have interviewed got on your nerves the most?
Rachel: That would be Terrovision when I interviewed the for Bedrock because they were very drunk. They were promoting their single Tequila and has also been drinking Tequila since early in the morning, so they were very plastered. They taught us the Tequila dance, so that was fun. When was the last time you said "Do you know who I am?"
Ed: I've never said that. I wouldn't have the front to say that to someone. They'd just say "Yeah, who the fuck are you?" No I wouldn't and haven't ever said that.
Rachel: (pokes him in the ribs) Liar! You said that to me when we first met "
Ed: Do you fancy me?
Rachel: (laughs hysterically) Yes, definitely.
Ed: (gives a cheeky grin) Oh really?
Rachel: Well, when I first met you, I definitely thought you were really cute.
Ed: Hey, that's made my day!
Rachel: But then I got to know you! (laughs hysterically again). Who's the ugliest person you've had on Dial-a-Date?
Ed: I'm not saying who it was because he was such a nice bloke. Very ugly but very nice. So I'll pass.
Rachel: Get your clothes off, then. (Ed whips off his top).
Ed: How much do you have in your bank account?
Rachel: I have a huge overdraft facility, which I'm not shy about using.
Ed: Is that answering the question?
Rachel: (very firmly) Yes it is!
Ed: I'll let you off that one but next time I wont be so kind.
Rachel: Ever been arrested? And what for?
Ed: Yep, I was drunk and disorderly in Spain about four years ago. Me and a mate were throwing up and my mate was pissing in the street. The police put us in a cell for 12 hours and only spoke English to us when they wanted to. So we were locked in a tiny cell wile they were screaming Spanish to us. It was very scary. We sobered up very quickly. How much money would it take for you to pose naked?
Rachel: (shrugs nonchalantly) I do it for my boyfriend because he's a photographer.
Ed: Would you pose for Playboy, its quite tasteful. You don't see much, only a few hairy bits.
Rachel: It depends how desperate I was for the money, but I guess so. Which celebrities have you got off with?
Ed: (gives a big wink) I'll tell you who I'd like to get off with: Natalie Imbruglia.
Rachel: That's not answering the question. Get your clothes off. (Ed pulls off his T-Shirt).
Ed: Have you ever faked it?
Rachel: I'm a woman, what do you think? Can you name everyone you've had sex with?
Ed: No.
Rachel: No you cant, or no you wont?
Ed: Both, I'll pass on that one!(Ed pulls his jeans off and tosses them over his shoulder). At what age did you lose your virginity, Where and who with?
Rachel: I am not answering that!
Ed: At last! - C'mon, kit off!
Rachel: What's your favourite swearword?
Ed: I like "bastard". You can say it with real gusto.(starts shouting) You bastard! Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Rachel: Yes, because I was in an advert where I has to kiss a girl, one of the Impulse ads.
Ed: What sort of a kiss was it?
Rachel: Are you asking if I slipped her the tongue?
Ed: (starts dancing around)So was there tongues involved?
Rachel: That wasn't the question. Which celebrity you've met did you hate the most?
Ed: I wouldn't call the celebrities but it would have to be Super Furry Animals, they are such wankers! Ever woken up with somebody and not remembered their name?
Rachel: I call everyone "honey".
Ed: Is that a yes then?
Rachel: No, I have never done that. OK, when you do the locker room scenes in Dream Team, which one of your co-stars are you most "jealous" of?
Ed: I know exactly the guy. I'm not jealous of him but I do admire him greatly. It's got to be Dion Osbourne. He's hung like an elephant. He is phenomenal!
Rachel: He's gonna love you now.
Ed: He walks around the changing rooms in-between scenes and its just like this:(puts his hands below his knee). Everyone's eyes pops out!
Rachel: What's the weirdest place you have ever woken up?
Ed: That would be Manumission at Privilege. I was with a good mate of mine and we were incredibly pissed. We'd been drinking the whole day and got there at 10:30pm. Everyone was going mad on their pills and we went to the bar and dared each other to drink a quadruple of Southern Comfort. We were already slaughtered. We lost each other and I went looking for him. I wandered outside and fell asleep on the other side of this little wall. I woke up at 11am the next morning, covered in creepy crawlies and I could hear all the cleaners at work in the club. I'd actually managed to fall asleep at Manumission, Ibiza's biggest club! Who was the last person you hit?
Rachel: My boyfriend, but it was only a playful punch. Have you ever cheated on somebody? Who?
Ed: I'm proud to say I've never cheated on any girlfriend I've ever had. I've been cheated on twice and it's shit, so I wouldn't do it to anyone. Out of of all the people you have interviewed, who did you fancy the most?
Rachel: I'd rather not answer that one. (she takes off her top)
Ed: Are you wearing a bra under that boob tube thingy? This could get very interesting (rubbing his hands together)
Rachel: Ever watched a porno film?
Ed: I've the biggest stash ever. I used to share a house with lads and we watched it all the time. I've got my own place now....
Rachel: But now you're getting married, will you keep the porn?
Ed: A man never loses his porn! What nickname do you have for your private bits?
Rachel: I don't have a nickname for my bits. Do you?
Ed: Yep, its Little Ed.
Rachel: Not Big Ed then?!
Ed: No, I'm big Ed, he's little Ed!

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